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I've been to Yellowstone, I've had two vertebrae removed from my spine and replaced with titanium rods. I've had three rough breakups with girls I really liked.

#1

Nope guess again. 1 is true.

Not necessarily lonely... not always.

Well hey you got get one

Don't let him get you down. That's impressive in todays degenerate society. Kudos to your parents for guiding you right.

Lol, thanks! (Btw, we banter like that.)

So you don't have titanium rods?

Wow. Your you got it.....WRONG!!!!!

That narrows it down

I've never ever had a gf.

AND IM NOT FREAKING GAY

Lol, trust me, I know. Fun fact: I've never had a bf.

Really. You have the gay? Lol jk. But how old are you exactly?

Lol... I'm not giving that out. Remember, I am in my late 20s.

And lonely

I'm Human

I'm using imgflip

And you're ugly

Best 2 truths and a lie ever

Ive helped catch a drunk driver before I've been to Wisconsin and I've flow a plane before

I'm guessing #3.

Wrong

Cool. I'm guessing 2, then.

Yep

Okay, story time! How'd #1 happen?

Catigjt him driving like a maniac on I-94 and chased him for a few Ike's before he swide swiped a parked car

Cool

Yeah 3

Wrong

2

Yeah

Im a anime geek, I was born in texas, Im a music junkie

#2

Yep! was born in indiana, raised in oklahoma

Cool!

thanks! i love anime, And im a sucker for Music based off of Video Games

One guy of my age crashed while driving a motorcycle, there was a charity for the whole city to donate for his healing and thanks to the donations, he got better.

I hope it isn't #3....

Oh

I hate Underfell Sans, I speak spanish and I'm watching Kimetsu no yaiba

(No worries if you don't know what the first and last one are about)

I'll say number 2 then

HAHAHAHAA No, yo si hablo español. XD I do speak spanish is what I just said btw.

Lol, I speak a little myself. Number 1?

XD Yeah, I love that character too much

Wow, I thought that was a font. Shows how much I know.

(Sorry for answering late!)

S'alright! It's usually just used in the undertale au fandom, so it's ok if you don't know.