Let's hear it

My worst was right after high school, the girl I wanted to go out with headed to the middle of Vermont to go to college. She invited me up for a weekend and I went. Only to have my alternator die in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere.

Stranded, I called the cops and let them know I had Triple A to get it towed. They let me know that there wasn't a towing company in a hundred miles and that we were screwed. The night of bar hopping (drinking age in VT at the time was 18) became a slow walk back to her dorm.

And while we did share her bed that night, that was the only thing we shared and after I was able to get home she never called me again.

I have been rejected before tho

I was rejected many times. Never stopped trying until I met my wife. (Funny thing is as soon as I put on the wedding ring, I got hit on several times in the first year. I think they can smell it on you)

I did date your mom and we shared the bed and you were conceived but that's none of your business

We'll have to take a DNA test. Mom was very popular

Lol

freshman year in college, went out with a girl on what i thought was a date. another guy shows up, thinking he was meeting her for a date. we both looked at each other like, what the heck, she figured it out and promptly informed both of us that neither of us was on a date with her and we should just be honored to be in her presence, and had the gall to ask which one of us was going to pick up her bill. We both left her sitting at the booth by herself with a table full of food and the tab. Needless to say, never talked to her again.