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The Sinner's Prayer.

The Sinner's Prayer. | "Jesus loves me, this I know...."; HEY, KIDS; DO YOU LOVE JESUS?! YEEEEEEES! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?! ... I MEAN, THE "SINNER'S PRAYER", AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! THEN SAY THE MAGIC SPELL... Wait, didn't the Bible say to: "... Repent and Believe the Gospel" ( Mark 1:15 )? And... what's the "Gospel" anyways? Uh, I don't know; he's the Lead Pastor, as him! "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: ...". - Hosea 4:6 | image tagged in memes,bible,gospel,salvation,heresy,prayer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,210 views 6 upvotes Made by UniformVictor 5 years ago in fun
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Amen. That's the problem with a lot of Christians. I just read acts 8 today.
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On the Ethiopian Eunuch? Amen, now that's proper evangelism!
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It is. Simon the sorcerer
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Oh yes, Simon, formerly a sorcerer by trade but never truly repented; that is a very good example of!
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Yeah he did and didn't sometimes the bible isn't even clear on those things. I were supposed to be guessing and discussing
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I think the Bible sometimes leave out details for the sake of the ones in question, or in this case, provoke discussion and reflection.

I don't know if Simon was saved afterwards, but it seemd indicative that he wasn't saved, becaue the last think he said to Peter is "Please pray that everything you've said would not come to pass" ( something of that nature). That's not exactly the kind of response one would expect of a believer
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True but I have heard that Jobs wife was saved and so his friends
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Peeweepierre... please meet DiscipleMatt at the bottom of the comment box. He's a fellow brother in Christ. :)
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Okay
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That is possible; can you tell me why she might be saved?
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Well the when she said deny God she was wrong but remember she's suffering too and second hand suffering an be worse. But when Job gets everything back it never says anything about a new wife.
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It seemed historical enough; otherwise, why would the Jews create a holiday after something that never happened. One other holiday that the Jews created was Hanakah when the Jewish rebels held out against their enemies for eight days.

According to that, their candle holdier holding eight candles did not fully extinguish until the eight days giving them much needed light. It is questionable whether it actually happened, but if it wasn't true then the creators of that story would have made it far more sensational than it was.

I think similiarly, Esther could have also been embellished if it were not true. It was far yet the time when women can vote, but Esther saved her people with a very brave act at the very risk of her life, and she succeeded.

As for the absence of God's name that is troubling but it was among the last inspired books to be written before the five centuries of silence from the 5th cen. BC to the 1st cen. AD. Not only that, when it was written it was not that far from the actual historical figure as Xerxes who was born in rh 5th cen. BC as well.

Skeptics often criticised the New Testament gospels because they were written 30-60 years after the crucificion of Christ; but in comparison to other historcal records, it is far more credible as some, like the Illiad, were written 300-500 years after the event.

Back to the name of God, the original OT texts may contain the unobriviated name of God, but the oldest found OT text among the Dead Sea Scrolls, dated 100 BC) only have the tetragammaton YHWH (our Bibles uses LORD as you know).

To me, if true (that the original OT text contained the full name of God), this suggests that Esther was the very last inspired text to be written, then the scholars and scribes decided to no longer write His name there, and later decided to substitute His name and abbriviate it.
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Yeah I dont personally think it's not true I just wonder, but you're probably right
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That's quite true; she did suffer having lost all her children, her home, and everything of Job. And to my recollection, the scriptures also did not say she left him either.
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No it doesn't some also speculate that Jobs wife is Jacibs daughter, but that also would go along with the theory that Jobs is one of the oldest story in the Bible.

No here is a question that I often ask and wonder. Is Ester real or fictional now that doesn't mean i disregard it it has a purpose if it's in the Bible (watch Octavia or Vagabond will reply to this). But there is no mention of God and it is never used in scripture other than Ester. Please dont think of me as a sceptic. Just a question I have.
I almost wonder if it's like a George Washington and the cherry tree where there is no claim but has a part in American culture or is like Paul Revere's ride dramatized based on real events. Idk just a thought and I dont really hold to it just like I said a thought
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The part where he said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" reminded me of this...
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Lol! Great meme! Yes, with the futility of the Sinner's Prayer, might as well drive off and become Relish!

Not that I advocate suicide, not at all.
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Yea, me niether XD
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With that said. I noticed you have the word "Disciple" on your name. Are you a Christian? :)
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Yep, and I noticed you are, too, from your memes. Which are great, btw :P and I made this name because, you know, Matthew was a disciple of Jesus, and I decided to use it because it fit me :)
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Thank you, and the name most definitely fits you! Great to meet another Christian. Do you know Peeweepierre, James3vs6, or Beckett347?
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I have seen some images from Peeweepierre, but not he others
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Between the two, Beckett is more well known having 50 followers and James3v6 has but 7. I have only 5, so we're the lesser known memers. There are of course others, but not many of them make as many doctrinal and theological memes as James3v6 and I, so they're hard to find.
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lol I have no followers :/
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You're relatively new on Imgflip, you'll likely surpass me as you have your own talent at meme making. I've been here for close to a year and have only recently have followers. lol!
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Wassup man Victor told me about yoi
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Hello sir how are you? :P
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Good
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Here is where we've met imgflip.com/i/378so6?nerp=1566671283#com3529795 Doing well, Pierre?
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Yez
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Coolzies
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Here's James3v6's Imgflip profile ( imgflip.com/user/james3v6 )

And here's Beckett347's ( imgflip.com/user/Beckett347 )

Feel free to say Hi to them. Beckett347 hasn't made any Christian memes to my memory but nevertheless, you'll notice his words on the profile itself.
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Yep
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Good to hear it.
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Oh, how is your dialogue with our Catholic friend progressing?
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It hasn't progressed.
Hey i want to have a talk about calvinism. Friendly as one brother to another
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Certainly, but first:

Why the lack of progression?
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She hasn't said much
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"Jesus loves me, this I know...."; HEY, KIDS; DO YOU LOVE JESUS?! YEEEEEEES! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?! ... I MEAN, THE "SINNER'S PRAYER", AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! THEN SAY THE MAGIC SPELL... Wait, didn't the Bible say to: "... Repent and Believe the Gospel" ( Mark 1:15 )? And... what's the "Gospel" anyways? Uh, I don't know; he's the Lead Pastor, as him! "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: ...". - Hosea 4:6