ASKING ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING BORN AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN IS LIKE ASKING A FERRARI TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ABLE TO GO FAST ... NEITHER ONE OF US MADE OURSELVES, AND WE'RE BOTH EXCEEDINGLY HOT. SO, WHY NOT JUST ACCEPT US AS THE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES THAT WE ARE AND CARRY ON WITH YOUR DAY, KALE MUNCHER?