Let me create one thing

If Apple didn't consider their customers as their greatest enemies I'd still be using Apple.
Is that Carrot a good alternative? :P

Tim Cook Climbed into boots that didn't fit, he continues weeding out people with 'disagreeable personalities' the Odd Balls that made Apple, the people Steve tolerated. He continues to promote non upgradable products, Macbooks with only one interface port and even having reduced production cost seen massive price increases. Hoping he doesn't last much longer...