CNN "Wolf of Fake News" Fanfiction

Newsome is nothing but a class A dumbass

Extreme Weather conditions can be traced to Climate Change, but Earthquakes? Thats got nothing to do with the Weather

It’s just a joke.

ColonelGylbert the German cannot take a joke. He prefers to pretend to be American. Nazism 101. Germany seems to be returning to that. They just didn’t start with Poland this time.

Thats such stupid bs and you know it

Says the German attempting to dictate his ideology with a keyboard instead of an army of Goose stepping soldiers.

Wow. You know thats bs. I know thats bs. the neighbour's cats knkw this is bs. Just stop it already. Its just plain insulting.

Your neighbors cat is backing you up? You sure proved me wrong.

Point is thats bs and you know it. Don't deflect

The point is... No one gives a shit what a German citizen has to say about the policies of a country he doesn't live in.
I'm not deflecting, I don't want to upset your neighbors cat,

If you don't give a shit why do you answere my commentd with this repetitive message? Your are the only one, beside that other guy, who has done so. I only have heard this line of Dialog from two people. And if you really belived that, you'd f**k off

Your problem is you don't care what people in other countries want to hear, You only care about what you want to say. Your sense of moral superiority makes you think what you have to say has meaning.
Proof, You told me to f**k off, When another user told you to f**k off, And here you are with the neighbors cat telling me to f**k off on a Meme that has absolutely nothing to do with your country. No one listens to you in Germany, And you actually think people in America care what you say. Sad.

You f**k off and stop trying to dictate to the US.

"Your problem is you don't care what people in other countries want to hear"

Is that censorship I am hearing. Look whos the real authoritarian now

"You only care about what you want to say."

Yeah. I want to say something, I'll say it. If it offe ds you that I do, then son, your a melting Conservative Snowflake

"Your sense of moral superiority makes you think what you have to say has meaning."

It doesn't. But if you feel this way that is fine by me

"Proof, You told me to f**k off, When another user told you to f**k off,"

Our undemocratic friend told me to f**k off because I talk. I told him to f**k off on the basis that the only thing he and you are doing is harassing me.

"And here you are with the neighbors cat telling me to f**k off on a Meme that has absolutely nothing to do with your country."

look whoes talking. Itsyou giys who brought up my Nationality not me.

"No one listens to you in Germany"

Okay if thats the way you feel thats fine

"And you actually think people in America care what you say."

I don't think I do. I know that some people care enough to follow me around and tell other people I am German therfeore my argument null and void. I trigger you with my mere existence on this site. Evidence enough of the contrary. And I have had enough with your bs

Telling you Americans don't give a damn what a Nazi in Germany has to say about Americas policies isn't censorship or authoritarian, It's American citizens telling a Nazi, We don't care what you think or say, We said the same thing to your Hitler, Now we're saying it to you.
Go ahead say whatever you think you have the right to say about Americas policies, No one cares, But the Nazi imperialism in you won't let you stop.
Our undemocratic friend told you to f**k off because We don't care what a Nazi living in Germany has to say about America.

Yeah, We brought up your Nationality, Because we don't care what a Nazi living in Germany has to say about America.

You almost had it, Repeat after me " Because you are a Nazi living in Germany your argument about American policies are null and void.
You aren't triggering anyone, For the hundredth time You're giving your unwanted opinion on a country you don't live in, And America has had enough of your Nazi imperialistic Bs

"You f**k off and stop trying to dictate to the US."

I will not f**k off. I reserve the right to say whatever I damn well please. And you reserve the right to listen or not to listen. Now stop spreading such slanderous lies that I am "dictating" anything to anyone. Thats utter bs my Democracy Hating friend

I can’t speak for Germany, but the US (my country, not your’s) is not a democracy. It is a constitutional republic. The freedoms and laws enshrined in our constitution doesn’t apply to you. You have no rights under American law. You are thousands of miles away. What you are doing is illegal. It is no different than what the Russians were doing.

" is not a democracy"

Any form of Republic is a Democracy.

"The freedoms and laws enshrined in our constitution doesn’t apply to you. You have no rights under American law"

F**k me are you stupid? What I was saying waS that under both our laws I am given the right to say whatever the hell I want

"What you are doing is illegal"

Report me to Homeland security then. Pussy. Show me the law that says commenting on American affairs is illegal. Cause that would actually be in violation of American Law and International Law

"no different than what the Russians were doing"

Oh so the Russians did meddle in the US General Presidential Elections of 2016?

Also, I highly doubt the Russians told you they were Russians when communicating on the internet with you. Unlike me. Whkes first meme literally said I am German. Now f**k off

You know nothing about what you are talking about. You can’t have an opinion because you don’t live here. We are a constitutional federal republic. I pay taxes to keep my country going, I vote. You have no right to dictate to this country and I am going to make sure your misguided foreign opinions stay moot here.

Flagged for Harrasment

Ohhh I’m so scared. Shitbag.

Yeah. I'm just gonna take myself up on my own advice and ignore you. I've done my part, I've told you countless times to stop. You and your friend didn't stop. So I do the only real thing I can do and report you. And now I ignore you

And I am going to report you to the government. You are meddling where you don’t belong. We are going to cut you off.

I know, but I wanted to Ageee that that specific explanation for the events is stupid and why I think so

no I realised that the meme was trying to discredit Climate change. But I actually agreed that such an explanation for the Californian Earthquakes is bs, just not that the current climate change is not man made. I don't even know what you fi d so offending about me

You want to know what I find offensive about you?
Your need to give your unwanted opinions on the policies of countries you don't live in.

No one said you need to listen. I'd listen if you gave your opinion about Germany. Infact I'd encourage you to talk with me about mein Vaterland. I do enjoy talking about it. I'd talk with you. You know. We live in Free lands don't we. Live and let live

No one asked you to give your unwanted opinions, And here you are dictating how people don't have to listen to you. I don't care to talk to you about anything pertaining to Americas policies, You want to give your opinion, Legally immigrate to America, Become an American citizen, Then we can discuss Americas policies, Until then worry about your own country.

"No one asked you to give your unwanted opinions"

Your first Amendment and my Article 5 allow me to do so. It is your choice whether or not you listen

"And here you are dictating how people don't have to listen to you"

I hope you knkw how Stupid that sounds. But really. You don't need to listen to me. You can just ignore me. Keywords don't need and can. See that? How am I dictating anything? Its such a stupid claim thats simply not true and either uninformed, misguided or outright malicious.

"I don't care to talk to you about anything pertaining to Americas policies,"

Then don't and f**kk off

Shithead, Americas constitution doesn't apply to Goose stepping German citizens.

No one wants to listen to you, And here you are telling everyone to ignore your unwanted comments, Instead of you giving your unwanted comments.

Everyone can see how enraged you are now, Your profanity really brings out the dictatorship in your Nazi eyes

"Shithead, Americas constitution doesn't apply to Goose stepping German citizens."

"and my Article 5 allow me"

F**king moron, I was pointing out that under both of our constitutions I can say whatever I damn well please to whomever I damn well please

"No one wants to listen to you, And here you are telling everyone to ignore your unwanted comments, Instead of you giving your unwanted comments."

THEN F**K OFF AND STOP REPLYING TO ME SAYING THAT YOU DON'T CARE

*Cough*

"Everyone can see how enraged you are now,"

I am quite angry. You are right. This is bordering on Harrasment

"Your profanity"

Oh mama, the big bad German said bad words, he is a nazi mama

Man the f**k up. I don't knkw what society we live in, but definitely not one where some people can't take profanity being used

"brings out the dictatorship in your Nazi in your eyes"

says the guy in a two party democracy where Nazism is legal to the guy in a multi party democracy where nazism is illegal

Keep pretending American citizens care what a Goose stepping Nazi has to say about Americas policies.

Go ahead.. Hide behind whatever you think gives you the right to dictate to people in other countries, Hitler would be proud to know you're carrying his torch.

No one in Germany cares what you think or say, And no one in America cares either.

I'm harassing you? Show me where anyone invited you to give your unwanted opinion.. You did it yourself, And now you're playing the victim while cursing and ranting after you've been told no one cares what you think.
I did man the F up, It's why you're so unhinged and playing the victim.

There you go again thinking you have the right to judge the election process of a country you don't live in, Spouting about Nazism, When your country elected the supreme ruler of the Nazi party.

I give up. I'v flagged you for Harrasment. Good day. Didn't even bother to read this Comment

You Give up... No one asked you to try, Nazi boy.
You flagged me for harassment after you told me to man up. ROFL.
I'm sure you didn't read my last comment, The Nazi imperialism in you only cares about what you have to say.

Cool.