Troll Math: 9+10>19

Math grade F;
Philosophy Grade D;

"Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
wohnt die Made mit dem Kinde.
Sie ist Witwe, denn der Gatte,
den sie hatte, fiel vom Blatte.
Diente so auf diese Weise
einer Ameise als Speise.

Eines Morgens sprach die Made:
"Liebes Kind, ich sehe grade,
drüben gibt es frischen Kohl,
den ich hol'. So leb denn wohl.
Halt! Noch eins, denk, was geschah,
geh nicht aus, denk an Papa!"

Also sprach sie und entwich. —
Made junior jedoch schlich
hinterdrein, und das war schlecht,
denn schon kam ein bunter Specht
und verschlang die kleine fade
Made ohne Gnade. — Schade.

Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
ruft die Made nach dem Kinde."
~ Heinz Erhardt
https://youtu.be/ojA0NAjLQt0

Keep in mind this is troll math, meaning this type of mathematics should not be taken seriously.

U just search an excuse, while you have to tell your parents about your bad grades. lol

xD

At least I passed the philosophy exam. As for mathematics, I'll have to study harder. Practice makes permanent. ;)

Go for Art. All you need is an empty sheet and a compass.
Later they will find thousands of more or less valid explanations why your art is perfectly shaped and they will also discover thousands of mathematical algebra formulas and rules for it.

And much later somebody is cracking up his head, while sitting in the plenum in the university, still not getting why your art is so perfectly shaped and what kind of mathematical formulas, measurements and units you used.

Well, I do know about typography (e.g., kerning, typefaces, and fonts), symbols, the color wheel, and my attention to detail. I would be an excellent artist! :)