MRS LAURA A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER ASKED HER CLASS "WHAT ARE THINGS WE CAN EAT?" "BREAD" "YES" "HAMBURGER" "OK"....."LIGHT"; "OMG" SHOUTED THE TEACHER, "HOW CAN LIGHT BE EATEN?"
"LAST NIGHT I HEARD MOM WHISPERING TO DAD 'TURN THE LIGHT OFF AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH'"