AN OLD LADY WENT TO VISIT HER DENTIST.
WHEN IT WAS HER TURN SHE SAT IN THE CHAIR, LOWERED HER UNDERPANTS AND RAISED HER LEGS. THE DENTIST SAID: "EXCUSE ME; I 'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST."
"I KNOW," SAID THE OLD LADY "I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY HUSBAND'S TEETH OUT."