THE ONLY THING MORE SATISFYING THAN PRANKING FARE EVADERS WITH EXPIRED DAY PASSES... IS WATCHING THEM WHIMPER AS THEY'RE CITED BY FARE INSPECTORS. FARE INSPECTOR:; SO YOU DIDN'T PAY THE FARE? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CITE YOU FOR THAT. RED HANDED FARE EVADER:; I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING WAS WRONG. COMMON SENSE:; BUT EVERYONE ELSE PAYING IS A BIG FAT CLUE!!! MEANWHILE; THE BUS DRIVERS
