Boardroom Meeting Suggestion

I used to get lots of upvotes, why am I only getting 5-8 now? you may be a bit rusty; you actually have to chat with, and impress hundreds of people all over again; you need to know the current memes; I'VE NO TIME FOR THAT... AND THE SAD, SAD TRUTH IS, THAT I JUST CAN'T THROW ALL OF YOU ATTENTION-ADDICTS OUT OF A WINDOW LIKE IN THIS MEME... NO UPVOTES FOR YOU...