I've not seen any Twilight movie (straight male) but have you seen The Last Airbender? It's a masterclass on bad film making. Watched it with my wife once, only took three and a half hours because I kept pointing out all the hilariously bad moments in it, and I'm not a film student or film snob. It's just that laughably bad. I highly recommend it. ALMOST The Room bad, but done by someone that is sometimes competent.