5 RANDOM TRUTHS ABOUT BABIES NEW PARENTS DON'T REALIZE... 1. DIAPER GENIES ARE GROSS; IMAGINE SWEATY SAUSAGES FROM HELL WHEN YOU EMPTY THEM. 2. YOU NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BURPING TOWELS. 3. YOU REALLY CAN FUNCTION ON THREE HOURS SLEEP. 4. WIPE WARMERS ARE A GODSEND. 5. BABIES MAKE NOISE ALL NIGHT AND EVERY NOISE THEY MAKE WILL WAKE YOU UP.