Satan

I'd say you were a satanic moron.

The meme does make a point. There are some moments in the Bible that make you wonder what the author was thinking when he/she wrote them.

Like what? Not that the Bible can't be confusing.

For example, Yahweh's slaughter of random people, the rebellion of Satan against Yahweh, plus there's that whole deal with Job, and that other deal with Jesus.

No offense, but I don't get what your point is pertaining to the meme. The book of Job is a little hard to wrap your head around but other than that...

There's also the whole deal with Adam and Eve

Well, it was written by some moron who was listening to some other morron telling tall tales by some other moron who heard them from some inbreed moron that smoked magical leaves and ate magical shrooms while throwing magical leafs into a fire,

He makes a point