Pepperidge Farm Remembers

What did ever happen to friggen regular, normal, nonstretch, nonsuffocating, pocket having, no stupid bells and whistles pants!

I sometimes buy men's jeans just for the pocket space. 🙄

I don't think men have all the stupid "improvements" to their pants that women do.

Skinny jeans with no pockets, $100 ripped and stained jeans, just why?

Why even bother making it look like there are pockets when there are none?!

Seriously!!

Exactly!

A very sick one

We have a load of stupid names after different styles now just to confuse things further

I can't keep up with all these new trends 😥

I remember being at Disney World once, when I was younger, and we did the Sorcerers thing. I got tired of carrying my cards, so my dad told me to put them in my back pocket... I told him that it wasn't big enough, but he stuffed them in there anyways. I look back 3 minutes later, and they're gone. Stupid pants makers!

Exactly. But I saw this show, (I forgot what it's called) and this guy was carrying around a Murse! 😤

Oh, no, darling! Not a Murse! Poor Mettaton EX can't handle this!

IKR? It's not fair! They can shove anything down in their pockets! Heck, I bet that the pockets are infinite, like in Odd Squad. Shove their heads up their asses, like: Hello-o? Anybody in there?