How do you get small children to stop crying?

I remember my mother saying this to me, something I wouldn't recommend though.

My aunt and older sister did the same thing.

The emo inner child has entitlement issues. lol

Some people never grow out of it, unfortunately... Take entitled parents for example!

Eh, true. I admit that I also sometimes cry for no reason.

Or EndGAME when certain people DIE

Oh God, don't even get me started...

You saw EndGAME ight?

No, but I've been told that Spiderman dies, which I find to be very tragic, not only because he's too young to die but also because he's a genuinely nice character who cares about other people. He's pretty much MCU's cinnamon roll.

Spoiler he lives

Tony and Natasha die

TONY DIES?! I have no clue who the hell Natasha is, BUT TONY DIES?!

Black widow

Oh. Eh, she was kinda useless any way.