DEAR CURRENT AND FUTURE PARENTS, HERE'S SO PARENTING TIPS FOR YOU; IF THEY CRY IN PUBLIC FOR SOMETHING LET THEM AND THEN SPANK THEM WHEN YOU GET HOME, LET THEM FIGHT THEIR OWN BATTLES AND THAT'S INCLUDING LEGAL BATTLES, THEY WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE TELL THEM TO WORK FOR IT OR GET A SCHOLARSHIP, GET THEM A CELL PHONE AT 18, THEY WANT SHOES, CLOTHES OR A CAR TELL THEM TO WORK FOR IT, IF THEY FAIL TELL THEM IT'S PART OF LIFE, IF THEY LOSE IT'S PART OF LIFE, IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS TELL THEM TO MAKE FRIENDS, THEY WANT TO BE LIKED TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO EARN RESPECT TO GET RESPECT AND SHOUT AT THEM TO TOUGHEN THEM UP BECAUSE THIS WORLD OF OURS ISN'T WARM AND FUZZY IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD BECAUSE NO ONE ISN'T GOING TO HOLD THEIR HAND