Each animal cracker should have their own unique flavor

LOL

😂LOL!

I know that's not what he's actually saying, but that's what it always sounded like to me

I love a good mondegreen.

Not Aretha, I know, but it was really hard to find somebody wearing black pants in a pink Cadillac for some reason.
Also, I just had to look up the word "mondegreen" 😆

"Life's too short to even care at all a-whoa-oh". This one gets me every time. LOL

One of my all time favorites.
Credence is always good for mishearing words

Blinded by the light will always be the funniest. My child asked as I was trying to drive.."Did he say douche?" Nearly drove off the road. Then had to explain what a douche is. The horror!

That's how I've always heard that too...
My condolences for your awkward moment 😆

Those would actually be pretty terrible. lol

They're awesome!

Come to think of it, I do remember having Bacon crackers... never chicken though

I think I have tried bacon crackers, it's been awhile though. I think they sell chicken crackers pretty much everywhere, like Dollar General and Wal-Mart for sure

as you get older, you come to accept that armed rebellion is the only effective option ( :

LOL