Fake News: Biden touched the Queen. (Or would if he had been there). Ha ha.
Real News: Trump touched the Queen.
Pretty much every f**king English Person: You don’t touch the Queen.
Side: Because I can feel the Motherf**kers whinging about how the Queen shook his hand and shit.... not talking about that. Trump put his hand on her back.
Clarify: He can shake her hand if she consented, She didn’t consent to touch her back. You know why? Because you don’t touch the Queen, Motherf**kers.