I know it's probably worth a Google, but I'm feeling too lazy to do it right now, & I want to hear some creative responses.

The movie "Gangs of NY" had some great ones. I think Homer called someone a sack of wine.

Word. I may need to use that one.

Gotz von Berlichingen was a knight back in the day, who lost his hand in battle and used one fashioned by blacksmiths with levels and pullies that allowed him to write his name, play cards, handle a sword etc, coined the phrase 'Err kan mich am arsch lecken' or he can lick my arse, which Goethe popularized.

https://stancarey.wordpress.com/2016/06/22/slangs-of-new-york/

War