My one cat eats pieces of my hair sometimes which is butt length. When he takes a dump the turds are like a shish kebab on my hair. The hair gets stuck in his butt wrinkles and the turds fall off randomly all over the apartment. If it isn't a dingleberry or turd I step on it's either a hairball, puke or the pieces of cat litter and cat food they manage to track everywhere. They are morons and slobs. They also like to redecorate the apartment by knocking things on the hutch, dressers or shelves onto the floor to get attention. They also steal. This is typical of the life of cat owners. :-DB-)
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