True story: 2 co-workers picked-up a couple "ladies" at a bar in Seattle and retired to their motel rooms. One of them was making out with one of the ladies when he decided to reach downstairs, at which time he grabbed a package that shouldn't have been there. He yelled at his brother in the next room to check out his girl's basement as well. Turns out they were BOTH trannies. They whooped both of their asses. The moral of the story? Grab them by the #pussy first or you might get a package you hadn't bargained for!
