Conspiracy Keanu

Nah, the earth is a dodecahedron

:)

Actually, I have done tons of "scientific research". It all makes sense now... the Earth is the shape of a velociraptor.

Wait, if the Earth is flat, then what about the other planets?

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its not BUT what if we didnt land on the moon?

Think of the earth like a butterscotch

huh?

Or a mint

Sssoooooooo flat?

No completely flat

Welp

*not

A great problem I have with the Flat Earth theory is that is is always presented as a conspiracy theory. I can't make any sense out of that. Let me explain by using other cpnspiracoes as an example:

New World Order - Small group of wealthy, international bankers who own nearly everything who aim to create the NWO, a totalitarian regime with indiscriminate surveillance, microchipping etc, and keep the general public completely ignorant of that with mainstream media, from sports, over pop culture to false flag events, because if they knew what those bankers intend, they'd surely revolt because they want freedom.

Big Pharma - Pharmaceutical companies produce not cures, but suppressors of the symptomes which eventually return, giving you the illusion that you got sick again, so you buy the medicine again, and the cycle repeats, giving great profit to the corporations. Also, vaccines are not immunity system boosters, but severe immunity system ravagers, and sometimes, eveb direct causea of severely damaging disease. And the companies keep the general public ignorant from that with pretty much extinguishing any wish to gain the real knowledge on the subjects ("Trust me, I'm a doctor. I assure you there are no risks involving this medicine/vaccine") because if they knew the truth behind the pharmaceuticals, they'd surely revolt, because they don't want to fuel companies that do them harm.

Flat Earth - Earth is not round. It's flat! And they're keeping that a secret because if you knew the Earth was flat................ then you'd....... ummm.......

You'd fall off the edge of the Earth and die. See? It's for safety reasons. Duh.

Well, where are the edges? If we assume that the North Pole is the centre of the "Earth disc" and that the South Pole are the edges, then than invalidates your argument, because:
1. Who, under normal circumstances, would ever go there?
2. There have been people who were at the both geographical and the traditional South Pole, and none have ever fallen off the edge.

PS. I know your comment was sarcastic. I just wrote it in case of a poor soul taking it seriously.

Ever heard of quasi luminous and the blood over intent movement? Pretty much a cult planning to go to the North Pole and walk over to the other side. 2019 is went they were planning. Not sure if it's still a thing after the leader got his door kicked in from the cops and YouTube channels pulled lol. Was some good info but that guys totally f**king crazy lol, videos half info, the half pushing Jewish curses on yourself and cult shit

First time hearing about them. Gotta check them out.

Ball, flat or square. Planetary torus is will still be the same. If you want to f**k yourself up. Watch no forest on flat earth, last idea to get from it is the earth is flat, more about formations and erosion and aging carbon. worldly disasters 10bc 1150bc, relates to prof immanuel velikovsky word. But also implies the purple dawn theory

I could add other crap but meh

What?

What if we're a half a ball, tiamat. Or a shard of the top half. Book of Enoch is one of the best I've read that talks about the flat earth and how weather systems. Had to stop reading it and look into jet streams and ocean currents to understand what it was saying for some. I think it's near mid to end part one into 2

Hahaha or go all Robert morningsky about Orion wars lol

Huh

Ha sry was typing that during a walk at work lol. What if we're half a ball* systems work*

Oh that makes a little more sense

No like a mento or butterscotch

Or a mint