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Dabbing Squidward | YOUR JUST A HATER; I DONT NEED YOU IN MY LIFE | image tagged in dabbing squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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still having a stroke
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What image :)
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I’m such a f**king psycho I read it all.
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Lmao
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corp
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corp
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corp
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corp
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[image deleted] Same energy
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Lmao oop
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I'm glad we don't find this shit funny anymore
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Same
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Lamo
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ong??
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i will someday look apon my old memes like this and cringe
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wont we all
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Not me I’m perfect in every way /j
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Whar
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yes also where you go
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hi
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fr
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oh god im 6 years old now im old 😭
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ok
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I’m not a hater

I’m a lover 💕
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ayo 🤨
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I’m flirty with lots of the easily flustered dudes

That’s how I keep ending up with more boyfriends
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did you just call me easily flustered
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You are

At least, you’re super cute
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hdrou3fp3r[ shutsh
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Exactly my point
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tfym ur point im telling u to stop spewing heretic statements
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Sorry I thought I was making you all blush or something

You’re acting how I act when I get comments like that so I assumed.

I Hope you forgive me
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its alr

i forgive :3
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Thanks :3

So, for clarification, do you hate compliments or do you just get all “hfhfjghfj” and that’s all? I wanna know my boundaries when being nice
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uhhh

maybe

potentially

the seocnd one
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Aight
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:3
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why is this in your tagline
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first meme
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ah
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Nice
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very
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