Based on a true story, covered by CNN, Fox News and others as the rescue occurred live. And how I would have handled it.....

Based on a true story, covered by CNN, Fox News and others as the rescue occurred live. And how I would have handled it..... | HELLO NINE ONE ONE? MY FAMILY AND I ARE LOST IN A CORN MAZE, IT'S GETTING DARK, WE DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD AND OUR CELL PHONE BATTERIES ARE GOIN | image tagged in smokey and the bandit 1,jackie gleason punch,plain black template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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This was actually covered live for several hours last fall, with news reporters wringing their hands and speculating on how long the people could live with no food or water, how long it would take searchers to go through the complex maze and what would happen if the searchers got lost in the sophisticated maze system. They pontificated on what would happen if they couldn't be found that night, and how they would survive temperatures in the mid 40s. Searchers developed a systematic plan and eventually rescued the poor lost souls and brought them out to safety. All this took place next to a busy, noisy highway, where one tv company set up cameras and lights. In my younger days we would turn our heads as we called out to our lost drunk friends, "Follow the sound of my voice!" I guess you had to be there.Then we have the recent cave rescue of the soccer team, I won't make fun of that. (I served as president of a Rocky Mountain Search and Rescue Team for 5 years).
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HELLO NINE ONE ONE? 911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? MY FAMILY AND I ARE LOST IN A CORN MAZE, IT'S GETTING DARK, WE DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD AND OUR CELL PHONE BATTERIES ARE GOING DEAD! PLEASE STAY CALM SIR, SEARCH AND RESCUE IS ON THE WAY. OH PLEASE HURRY! WE DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE AND I ONLY HAVE 10% LEFT ON MY BATTERY! OKAY, I'M GOING TO HONK MY HORN, WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND, TURN AND FACE THAT DIRECTION. I HEAR IT! I HEAR IT! OKAY, IS THERE CORN ON YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT SIDES? IF THERE IS START WALKING BETWEEN THE ROWS TOWARD THE SOUND. HOW IS THAT GOING TO WORK? WE'RE VERY EXPERIENCED AT CORN MAZES, I CAN'T ENDANGER MY FAMILY ANY MORE BY GETTING LOST WORSE. THIS STUPID FARMER MADE A DEADLY MAZE, IF WE GET OUT ALIVE WE ARE SUING FOR ALL HE'S WORTH! WHEN YOU FIND OUR BODIES, WE'VE WRITTEN OUR LAST WILL ON CORN LEAVES! THEY'RE CALLED CORN ROWS SIR. THAT'S HOW THE STUPID FARMER PLANTS IT AND HE NEVER GETS LOST. STUPID FARMERS CALL IT PLOWING TO THE END OF THE ROW. WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU THERE. AND THEY LIVED TO BE A-MAZED AGAIN. THE END
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