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Kirby's calling the Police

Kirby's calling the Police | ON PUTIN | image tagged in kirby's calling the police | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
927 views 10 upvotes Made by ISAACHIRSCH 5 years ago in fun
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
What did Putin do? Rig the election?
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*quiet
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
So... Do you like ISACHIRSCH's memes as well?
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I hardly know him at all.
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
I'm not Vagabong (typo that I thought was kinda funny), so I won't troll you or anything of that nature. I don't really think that you deserve that, especially since you've already taken a shitton of damage. I just want you to know that I don't fight in flame wars, I just toss a twig in now and then and watch it burn. You're not a bad person and I don't hate you.
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2 ups, 5y
Thanks.
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2 ups, 5y,
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I'll have you know that little he says about me is actually true. He just changes the story to make him sound like the hero.

Weird. He has a grudge on me of all people.
3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Everyone's the hero of their own story, and any good story needs a villain. As someone once said, "You are always the villain in someone else's story."
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
1 up, 5y
Hey, Octavia! Long time, no see! How you been?
1 up, 5y,
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Hero? As in what? This is just a web site. There are no heros.

Here's the thing, you saw what happened before, and after it ended, there were TWO versions given to you by THREE individuals. DJFox's, and MadTitan & mine's. Now despite the fact that MadT lead that three headed attack on me, his story and mine were basically the same, with additional details from him since it was his game that he tricked DJFot & Cody into playing.

So how is it that me and my shadow's story are different while me and my chief adversary are alike?
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
And it was all a very elaborate show. By the way, I'm drawing portraits of the personas of img flip users. Would you like for me to draw one for you?
1 up, 5y
Not sure if that would be the best idea concerning me, but whatever you want is cool.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Alrighty then.
2 ups, 5y,
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Because he also has HIS own version of the story.
1 up, 5y
Yes, and his version was that I betrayed him by telling him that:
1. MadTitan did not commit suicide
then
2. MadTitan was the alt announcing said suicide
then
3. MadTitan did not have MPD like the alt said
then
4. MadTitan was trolling him
then
5. MadTitan was using him for his trolling
and then
MadTitan himself told you directly this was exactly what happened after he posted it under JuliusSeizure and also MadTitan. It was a game he was playing, and he 'used idiots like DJFox and Cody' to do his fighting for him. And I thanked him for exposing DJFox for what he was, and allowing me to ditch the twerp without feeling sorry for him the next time he came crying to me like a like hapless biitchboi.

Notice how ALL 3 versions turned out the same?
The only one who betrayed DJFox was DJFox.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I wonder if one day the guy who made this meme is just gonna come back and see all the shit that went down in the comments.
1 up, 5y
Damn, I didn't even notice that, poor OP, sheeeeeeet.
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
You're not a person, you're a blood sucking flea.
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3 ups, 5y,
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And you're an unforgiving jerk who doesn't believe that people should have second chances.

I even said that I'm sorry, and you still grind me into the dirt over my past decisions. Talk about dwelling.

Tell me. Why, out of all people, you choose to have a grudge against me? Why am I the one you choose not to forgive? What makes me worse than MadTitan?

Go ahead. Leave another one of those "Well, you're just an autistic tapeworm who ruined everything" comments. I really don't care at this point.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Probably because MadTitan was trying to help, I guess. 🤷
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2 ups, 5y
MadTitan is an interesting fellow.

He befriends everyone. He attacks everyone.

He simply just wants to do things out of pure curiosity of the outcome.
2 ups, 5y
I kinda do the same thing, only I usually try to avoid attacking people, unless, of course, they say some incredibly f**ked up shit.
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1 up, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
Exactly.

He just wants to know what the world would look like if it burns.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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3 ups, 5y
oh shit u got me 😱😱😱
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
What amazes me is the unflinching immensity of your stupidity.

You apologized for the nth time, and just as before, within minutes proceed to do what you claimed to have regretted doing in the first place.

Grudges? Son, I IS OLD. This is the web, and like I told you in the past, none of these people exist. That includes you. There are no grudges for blips on the screen. At least not from my gen, not being a silly millenial who thinks social media is real life, not just a mere and addition to it.

You had your chance, you blew it, done. It's not about what was said, but WHY it was said and what that says about YOU. Impersonal butthurtola words du jour from a nobody blip on the screen are supposed to hurt? REALLY? Boomer gen, boi, actual physical pain from real physical things IRL hurt.

This isn't about forgiving, it's about knowing. You're one of the very few (I can think of maybe only 2 others) I actually do not like from here for real real. Not some golly-gee-alt-right-meanypants, but dislike for their actual character.
You're a rat bastard, a piece of shit, slime. A noxious flea whose only redeemable quality is that you finally revealed yourself. You're a miserable individual and you have no one to blame but yourself. This is why you're alone, as you always shall be.

Grow up.
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2 ups, 5y
I'll grow up once you grow up, you self centred parasite. Nothing you're saying makes the slightest bit of sense anyway.

It honestly amuses me how you never want to take accountability for you're own actions.

Seriously. Get help.

Oh, wait. Then you'll have to actually step out of your house (that I bet you've locked yourself in for years) and take a break from being angry online. Riiiiiiiight.

But, hey. What do I know? I'm just a RETARDED AUTISTIC, right? Surely I'm worse than some OLD MAN WHO LOCKS HIMSELF IN HIS OWN HOUSE FOR YEARS TO BULLY PEOPLE ONLINE, right?

YOU are the one who needs to grow up, you insufferable loser.
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