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Robert Downey Jr Annoyed | FIRST IT'S WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED THEN IT'S WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A BABY | image tagged in robert downey jr annoyed | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
i'm at the "when are you going to have another baby" stage...
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Inception Meme | ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAD ANOTHER KID ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU LEARNED HOW TO MIND YOUR OWN F**KING BUSINESS | image tagged in memes,inception | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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DJ Pauly D Meme | THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN' | image tagged in memes,dj pauly d | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Cheers to that!
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2 ups, 11m
I was going to make this the leelah one, but couldn't figure it out.
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7 ups, 11m,
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lol. I'm 52 and never had any kids. I didn't get too much flack. I think most people assumed I was unable to have them. I am Canadian, so we are a little too polite to ask questions.
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7 ups, 11m,
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I hate being asked, I think it's really no one's business. People are always shocked when I tell them that I don't plan to have kids at all. That and that I don't think that I will ever get married.
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2 ups, 11m,
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No details, just the basic facts are sufficient
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2 ups, 11m
I won't admit to that, but I like where you're heads at :P
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4 ups, 11m,
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I much rather have pets. But if I ever choose to have children, I’d go adopt. We got to many people on this planet as it is dude
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2 ups, 11m,
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Honestly, have no kids, one kid, or ten kids someone will give you their opinion. I was out shopping one time with my 2 young kids, visibly pregnant and some stranger decided to humiliate me at the checkout asking why I couldn't keep my legs closed.
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2 ups, 11m,
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I can't believe someone would actually say that. Sounds like bitterness on their part. It's certainly no one's business how many children a woman does or doesn't want to have.
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2 ups, 11m,
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I've said it before, I think motherhood is a natural part of being a woman. But I get it when some don't feel that marriage or having kids is for them. As long as having or not having children isn't something they feel pressured to do.
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2 ups, 11m,
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2 ups, 11m,
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Literally 🍴
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1 up, 11m,
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1 up, 11m,
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But you just summed it up perfectly👌
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1 up, 11m,
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Haha, thanks! Took about five minutes to think it up and type it down (non-native English speaker, but I have my ways and tricks). Though, I'd be legit surprised if you managed to actually read the next-to-last one. Even I can't read it, and I KNOW what I've written. Well, if you're curious about the text, I can write it in the next comment, if you like.
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1 up, 11m,
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I tried zooming in, but it's still not legible so a translation would be nice 👍. I would never have guessed that English wasn't your first language, it's good to see a bit of cultural diversity on imgflip.
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1 up, 11m,
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Allright, the unreadable segment follows:
"YOU HAVE CHOSEN TWO UNMISTAKABLE LOCATIONS WHICH COMPRISE THE ILLUSION OF FLUENT MOVEMENT WHICH HUMAN BEINGS CALL TIME, THE FIRST ONE BEING THE LOCATION AT WHICH YOU SHALL ALLOW THE MALE HUMAN BEING WHOM'ST'D'VE YOU'VE CHOSEN TO CONSIDER TO BE YOUR PERSONAL LOVER, PROTECTOR AND COMPANION THROUGH ALL HARDSHIPS IN LIFE WHICH HUMANS CALL HUSBAND TO INSERT HIS LENGTHY, MUSCULAR, BONELESS ORGAN INSIDE THE THIN AND WET PIT WHICH IS CLEVERLY HIDDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BOTTOM LIMBS WHICH, BECAUSE YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING, ARE CALLED LEGS, AND ALSO ALLOW HIM TO REPEAT THE PROCESS WHILE GRADUALLY SPEEDING THE PROCESS UP, UNTIL THE HUSBAND RELEASES A WHITE, STICKY FLUID WHICH CONTAINS ONE OF THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS REQUIRED TO PERFORM THE ACT OF PROCREATION INSIDE THE FOREMENTIONED PIT, AND THUS FINISH THE ACT OF PROCREATION, AND THE SECOND LOCATION AT WHICH THE RESULTS OF THE COMPLEX AND PLEASURABLE BIOLOGICAL PROCESS PERFORMED WITH YOUR HUSBAND AT THE FIRST LOCATION FINALLY COME TO FRUITION, WITH THE FRUIT BEING A SMALL, YOUNG AND FRAGILE HUMAN BEING WHICH POSSESSES THE POTENTIAL ABILITIES AND TRAITS OF BOTH YOURSELF AND YOUR HUSBAND, WHO SHALL, IN THE TIMESPAN OF TWENTY HUMAN YEARS, CONTINUE TO GROW, LEARN AND STRENGHTEN UNTIL HE IS ABLE TO PERFORM THE SAME BIOLOGICAL PROCESS WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OF A DIFFERENT GENDER WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GIVING BIRTH TO YET ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, THIS ONE POSSESING THE TRAITS OF YOUR CHILD AND THE PARTNER YOU CHILD HAS CHOSEN, BUT WOULD YOU BE AS KIND ENOUGH AS TO ILLUMINATE MY CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE SECOND LOCATION IN TIME WHICH YOU HAVE CHOSEN?"

Yep, I'm a non-native English speaker. I hail from Bosnia, a small Slavic country in Southern Europe, so my native language is Serbian (there are also Bosnian and Croatian languages, but they're all the same thing). Only other IMGFlipper I know for sure to be from Bosnia is civor.
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1 up, 11m,
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To be honest I can't say I know all that much about Bosnia (excuse my ignorance.) I would argue your English is probably better than mine and it it's the only language I have 😳. I'm from Ireland myself, imgflip seems to be be dominated by Americans and Brits 🤔
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1 up, 11m,
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Well, to be honest, there's really not much to be known about Bosnia anyways, so don't worry about that. If anything that might interest you, Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden became a honorary citizen of Sarajevo (Bosnia's capital) a few weeks ago because he performed there in 1994 (during the Civil War in Bosnia). https://youtu.be/x_qXAKG2xW0

Nice to speak to someone from Ireland, though my knowledge about that country is pretty non-existent (other than a few trivialities like the capital being Dublim etc).

Yep, IMGFlip is definitely dominated by the Americans and Brits. Only Flipper I know not to be either ( other than you, me and civor) is Woldythekitty(Denmark). Everyone else is British/American for all I know.
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1 up, 11m
That's cool about Bruce Dickinson, one of the metal greats🤘Seeing Iron maiden live is on my bucket list. I had the chance last year, but unfortunately I had college exams.
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