CARL, I HAD BOTH ANCHOVIES AND GARLIC ON MY PIZZA; *GASP* YEAH, I CAN TELL, DAD; IT EVEN SMELLS IN MY FARTS; NO SHIT... I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY SUFFOCATED YOUR MOM TO DEATH IN HER SLEEP; GOOD GOD, DAD! STOP EXHALING! THE GOOD NEWS IS THE ZOMBIES HAVE ALL RUN AWAY; WELL, YOU’LL SEE ME RUNNING TOO VERY SOON!