I WASN'T LOOKING FOR AN ADVENTURE; BUT THEN I GOT THE CALL FROM SOME SERIOUS MEN; FIND THE SMOKING MAN THEY SAID; EXCEPT HE WAS NOW THE VAPING MAN; BUT I WAS BEING FOLLOWED; I TRIED TO LOSE THEM DOWN A DARK ALLEY; ONLY THEY FOUND ME AND WE HAD TO SHOOT IT OUT; THEY MADE A BREAK FOR IT WITH ME HOT ON THEIR TAIL; WE CAME TO A STRANGE DOOR AND THEY QUICKLY FLED THROUGH IT; I FORGET WHAT HAPPENED NEXT SO; HERE'S A POTATO INSTEAD
