Or even better...
Register: "unexpected item in the bagging area"
Me: "i just scanned it, what else do i do?
Register: "unexpected item in the bagging area"
Me: "you shoulda expected it"
Register: please wait for assistance
in oour country, there is laglag bala modus (someone's gonna but bullets in your luggage) so that they can extort money from you or else, you'll never gonna board the flight
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA; I DIDNβT PUT ANYTHING IN THERE; REMOVE THIS ITEM BEFORE CONTINUING; THEREβS NOTHING IN THERE; PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE