THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE CALLS ME VIA THE BLUETOOTH IN THEIR CAR I AM GOING TO BE READY WITH A BULL HORN SO I CAN BLOW THEIR EARDRUMS OUT, AND WHEN THEY COMPLAIN I WILL ACT BAFFLED BECAUSE, "I'M JUST TALKING IN MY USUAL VOICE". EYE FOR AN EYE. EAR FOR AN EAR.