A: ur grandma is 46!?!? im only 12 and my DAD is almost 46
B: u would be the step mother and the niece of this kid holy crap
C: ur husband..is ur brother...and uncle how the hell is he ur brother and uncle... wait i dont wanna know
D: ur husband/brother/uncle is ALSo ur gammas EX
E: ARE U OK DO I NEED TO INVOLVE THE POLICE!?!?!
