ATTENTION CRAZY PEOPLE, LIKE SOL PAIS, AS WELL AS MURDERERS AND ESCAPEES... COLORADO'S MOUNTAINS ARE NOT YOUR HIDEOUT. WINTER LASTS 11 MONTHS UP THERE, THE ALTITUDE WILL MAKE YOU ILL, THE WINDCHILL WILL REMOVE YOUR FINGERS, AND THE BEARS WILL HAPPILY EAT YOU. FEEL FREE TO BE CRAZY IN YOUR OWN STATE INSTEAD