This Is Fine

I created a monolouge talking to Hermia right before she runs away with Lysander: “Hermia. Bethink about this.
is this truly what thee desire? life hence from civilization?
Wh're shall thee stayeth at which hour the beasts cometh out at night?
What shall thee doth at which hour the search parties cometh?
Has't thee truly bethought this through?
Has't thee bethought about survival?
Thee wouldst needeth food, and robes, and water.
Art thee did prepare f'r a life in the wild, with none of the luxuries thou art hath used to?
What I’m saying is, thee might bethink about what i’ve hath said and decideth to ign're mine own counsel.
But thee shouldst chooseth wisely.
Go backeth home, and truly prepareth. Bringeth many bottles of water, and two packs of food.
Seeth if 't be true Lysander is very much worth running hence and surviving liketh our ancest'rs didst.
Stayeth true to thy heart. If 't be true this isn’t what thee truly wanteth, don’t doth t. ”

y is that?

He’ sick of the Swiss.
That's right! I'm sick of their good reputation.
He's realllly sick of the Swiss.
I'm sick of their cheese. I'm sick of their chocolate. And, I'm especially sick of their blocky heroine, Heidi.
He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like `em.
I mean, every other nation in the world has taken their turn being maligned and slandered. But not the Swi-iss!
Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland.

oh... ok. thx for the info?

Yeah. It's *war* between the Swiss and me. "But, they've never done anything wrong," you say.
Ha!
What about the clock?
The clock.
If they hadn't invented the clock, I'd still be in bed. . .dreaming!
It's time. It's time. [looks at watch] Oh! It's time to hate the Swiss.
Cuckoo cuckoos! Land locked losers! Zuricheads Neutral ninnies! Boring bankers! Chalet pimps!!
Oh yeah, his name is BANE-he'd like to see the Swiss MADE LAME! He's sick of the Swiss!

Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?!