HOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEE! Check out Choadboi with his numerous PhDs still all jizzy about his astonishing All State Chess Championship trophy on the mantle, and a Little Leaguer to boot! Looks like you're not an inbredneck at all then, huh, nematode brain?
Seriously, what are you, 12?
My ma is still waiting for the pics of your stubby pecker.