MCDONALDS WORKER: EARNS 9 DOLLARS AN HOUR FLIPPING BURGERS AND TALKING TO PEOPLE, AND IF WORKING FOR 5 DAYS WEEK, 12 HOURS A DAY, WILL EARN ABOUT 2000 DOLLARS IN A MONTH, AND REPEATEDLY ASKS FOR A PAY RAISE. LIBERALS: LET'S GIVE THEM THAT PAY RAISE AND GIVE THEM MORE MONEY FROM BENEFITS. US ARMED FORCES: TAKES RIGOROUS TRAINING AND RISK THEIR LIVES FOR OUR FREEDOM, KEEP FIGHTING EVEN AFTER THEY SEE PEOPLE DIE, HAVE THE BRAVERY THAT VERY LITTLE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE, AND EARN ABOUT 5000 DOLLARS A MONTH BUT THAT IS SMALL COMPARED TO HOW MUCH THEY DO FOR US. LIBERALS: LET'S REDUCE SPENDING ON THE US MILITARY (AKA MAKING IT HARDER FOR THEM AND REDUCING THEIR PAY); THE ANSWER IS LIBERALS
