HUMAN I REQUIRE EXPENSIVE FOOD WITH REAL MEAT, PURIFIED COLD RUNNING WATER, SPOTLESS LITTER BOX, DAILY CUDDLES, PLAYTIME, CAT NIP & A TRIP TO A PET SPA ONCE A WEEK! I KNOW DOGS ARE SLOBS & WILL DRINK TOILET WATER & EAT POOP BUT I'M A CAT THANK YOU! NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD PEASANT!