Boss, the investigation is over & we got nuttin'. I mean zero evidence... You blithering fool!!! I guess I'll have to "get rid of him" myself! BOO! Unhand me you meathead!! No chance, traitor! You're off to GITMO; BTW could you shut your yap? Your breath is kickin' something fierce! RUSSIA HOAX OVER. NOW IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE THE REAL CRIMINALS
