I ORDERED A CHINESE TAKE OUT LAST NIGHT. AS I GOT INTO THE CAR I HEARD THE BAG RUSTLE; SO I LOOKED OVER AND SAW A PAIR OF EYES LOOKING OUT THE TOP OF THE BAG AT ME, THEN DISAPPEARED BACK INSIDE; I WAS SO SCARED I NEARLY CRAPPED IN MY PANTS, I LOOKED AND SAW IT AGAIN. I RAN BACK INTO THE SHOP WITH THE BAG. I ASKED THE WAITER WHAT IN THE HELL WAS GOING ON. HE SAID, “YOU NO WORRY, IT PEEKING DUCK”