Good gosh, guy, that is pathetic. I couldn't finish that wall of drivel. Did you do all this with a cape and utility belt? Are you up for cannonization at the Vatican? Lying is part of your skill set?
I have not heard of you, and despite your list of fantasy deeds (are you related to Grind? He's a sock puppet specialist too), fact remains that one thing we can agree upon that you HAVE done is whine about how Cortez got elected to a position the millions of people you have touched will never vote for you to do. THAT'S what makes you a loser.
Go ahead, run. I dare ya.