Hypopathetic Harold

Okay.

Whatever. I don't acknowledge a word's realism if THE URBAN DICTIONARY is the only place I can find it.

You can’t take a joke, then?

I can, and have, taken many a joke. It's simply that I was under the impression that your Batman/Robin meme was all that I needed to answer my question. And that, frankly, is when I lost interest in pursuing the matter any further.