MY GIRLFRIEND FROM ONLINE JUST TOLD ME I'M GOING TO MEET HER PARENTS; MEET HER PARENTS? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING? ONLY THREE WEEKS, BUT WHEN I MEET HER PARENTS I'LL GET TO MEET HER, TOO, SO I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS; LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A STALKER ON YOUR HANDS, SO I'D LEAVE THIS RELATIONSHIP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE; HEY KIP, YOUR UNCLE NEED A NEW HEART