BETO; OH, YES, I DID SOME SILLY THINGS AS A TEENAGER, LIKE JOINING A GROUP OF HACKERS CALLED THE "CULT OF THE DEAD COW."; I SUPPOSE MY PRINCIPAL ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THAT GROUP WAS WRITING A MURDER FANTASY ABOUT KILLING 38 PEOPLE, STARTING WITH MY RUNNING OVER TWO HAPPY CHILDREN, WHICH I DESCRIBED AS AN "ACT OF LOVE." (MY PEN NAME WAS "PSYCHEDELIC WARLORD."); I MEAN, EVERY TEEN INDULGES IN THESE KIND OF FANTASIES, RIGHT?
