I DON’T DO LAUNDRY, I DON’T DO WINDOWS, I DON’T DO CARPETS, I DON’T DO BATHTUBS, I DON’T DO TOILETS, AND I DON’T DO DIAPERS, I DON’T DO WASHING. I DON’T DO READING... SO BASICALLY YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU LOTS OF MONEY I DON’T HAVE TO DO NOTHING...? SO, WHEN DO I START? WELL, YOU CAN START TOMORROW. JUST COME ON IN WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT.