HAS NOT BEING ABLE TO GET RID OF THE PRESIDENT GOT YOU DOWN? TRY MY "IM-PEACH-MINT"; 2 SPOONS OF SIMPLE SYRUP; (DEMS NEED TO KEEP IT SIMPLE); 8 FRESH MINT LEAVES; (FOR ALL OF THE YEARS TRUMP WILL BE IN OFFICE); 1/2 A CUP OF CRUSHED ICE; (HELPS TO COMBAT GLOBAL WARMING, BUT IF YOU AREN'T A CITIZEN STAY AWAY FROM I.C.E.); 2 OUNCES OF PEACH BOURBON LIQUEUR; (IT'S SOUTHERN COMFORT BUT DEMS NEVER WIN IN THE SOUTH); 2 OUNCES OF PEACH SCHNAPPS; (THE DEMOCRATS ALMOST WON THE GEORGIA GOVERNORS RACE); ADD A SPLASH OF SELTZER; (BECAUSE BUBBLES MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER); 2 OUNCES OF SWEET TEA AS NEEDED; (TO HELP RELIEVE YOUR BITTERNESS); NOW BLEND IT ALL TOGETHER LIKE YOU WORK AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD; Make Alexandria Bartend Again