WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE WHO WAS:; A SET OF OBESE MIDGET CONJOINED TWIN TRANSMEN; PERFECTLY SPHERICAL AND HAD NO ARMS OR LEGS; AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC VEGETABLE WHO TOLD BIBLE STORIES; A CLONE OF ME; SOMEONE'S TALKING BELLY BUTTON; IF YOU SAID NO TO ANY OF THESE, I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S PRETTY BIGOTED AND DISCRIMINATORY
