WELL OUR FIRST DATE STARTED A LITTLE ROUGH. HE WAS LATE AND SHOWED UP LOOKING LIKE HE WAS GOING ON A JOB INTERVIEW. SO WE GET TO THE RESTAURANT HE PICKED OUT, GOLDEN CORRAL, AND INSISTED WE SIT NEAR THE BATHROOMS. THEN WE TALKED, MOSTLY ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HATED TRUMP. SO AS WE'RE CHECKING OUT AT THE REGISTER UP FRONT, COME TO FIND OUT DON JUAN OVER HERE, LEFT HIS WALLET AT HOME.