WHEN YOU HAVE A PATIENT WHO’S TAKING SO LONG TO CHANGE THEIR GOWN; GREAT. I THINK THEY’RE TAKING A SHOWER. SOAP, SIR? PROBABLY SCRUBBING TOO. I PROBABLY SHOULD COOK SOME RICE IN THE BREAK ROOM IN THE MEANTIME. SIR, IT’S MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY. SIR, JUST SCREAM, “TOWEEEEL” WHEN YOU’RE DONE.