Introverts will understand

Three weeks apart. Kinda like Mutually assures Distruction. She does it to me, I sure as hell going to do it to her and that is how we have a successful marriage

whatever works man, you gotta have some kind of friendly competition to keep things lively :)

went to a mexican place once...they brought out a friggin sombrero and made me wear it... i was so pissed at my wife for telling them it was my birthday. And the dessert they brought me was a flan...i mean wtf where's the tres leches or sopaipillas?

There's place that we walk to that has THE BEST Flan ever! The rest of the food sucks, so we only go there for dessert lol.

So on my birthday, I always choose to go to a Hibachi restaurant and they make me wear a dang tall paper hat. I've learned to just clap along and hoot 'n' holler with them. It's easier and funnier to make a fool of myself along with them and then everyone goes about their business. They don't bother as much if it looks like you want the attention. Reverse Psychology 101 lol

*how do you NOT like flan

Maybe I've never had good flan...I like your approach tho!

grumpy has one thing positive to say about b-day's!

so true