HELP WANTED IMMEDIATELY, APPLY NOW AT YOUR LOCAL DNC OFFICE! DIAL 1-800-UP -CHUCK; ASK FOR CARING SPARTACUS OR; THE DEMAND FOR REPUBLICAN BIGOTS IN AMERICA GREATLY EXCEEDS THE SUPPLY SO WE WILL TRAIN, BONUS PAY FOR EVERY HOAX OUR FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA CAN RUN FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS BEFORE EXPOSED AS A FRAUD.